serkets:

reasons i dont want to go back to school

  • homework
  • being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
  • have to wear a bra
  • forced social interaction
  • gross teachers 
  • having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
  • have to wake up early
  • cant stay up too late
  • no sleeping in class
  • no eating in class
  • less time for internet and friends 
  • did i mention that 80% of ppl here are giant assholes

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— 6 hours ago with 7209 notes

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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— 6 hours ago with 200094 notes

fxingcake:

iamfancythedrum:

Poor Calum 

I will reblog this till I die

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— 1 day ago with 11983 notes

porpoiseshavepurpose:

Sorry, but someone needed to say this。。。

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— 1 day ago with 27613 notes

troyesivan:

"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"image

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— 1 day ago with 51940 notes

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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— 1 day ago with 378427 notes

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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— 1 day ago with 155083 notes

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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— 1 day ago with 363388 notes

matthews-milkshake:

tittyluke:

randomfandom2love:

Reblog 4 Good Luck!!!

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS FFS

I HAVE TO SORRY

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— 1 day ago with 4097 notes