kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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Luke Hemmings sings ‘Lego House’ by Ed Sheeran // 2012

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nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

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sof-in-the-tardis:

cityofheavenlydevices:

I never understood in Harry Potter how Harry was so passive and fell asleep in class I mean sure maybe Ron cause he’s grown up with it but living 11 years of your life in muggle school and then getting to learn about THE HISTORY OF MAGIC AND MAKE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY BORING HARRY YOU FRUSTuRATE ME

This explains Hermione.

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guy:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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xahhx:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

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enderman:

she/her/hers are pronouns. they are not female pronouns. nonbinary people use she/her/hers.

he/him/his are pronouns. they are not male pronouns. nonbinary people use he/him/his.

stop assuming that everyone around you is a binary gender, it’s not helping

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— 2 hours ago with 2396 notes

blo:

some of u guys rly need this 

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stevienicksvie:

Fleetwood Mac and fashion according to Stevie Nicks.

HER TINY LITTLE SMILE IM DEAD

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— 2 hours ago with 784 notes

foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

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